Vol. 1, No. 2

The Corduroy Falls Gazette

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Serving Corduroy Falls Since 1887
Monday, January 2, 2006
Today's Weather
High 81° · Low 58°
Unseasonably warm with persistent fog in low areas
The fog hasn't lifted from Millhouse Road since Tuesday. Crows gathering in unusual numbers near the old water tower.

Pie Contest Judges Declare Winner After Contentious Recount

Curtis Leroy Hayes Emerges Victorious; Ernestine Polk Demands Recipe Verification

The Great Pie Contest Scandal reached its dramatic conclusion Tuesday evening when a hastily assembled panel of judges awarded first prize to Curtis Leroy Hayes for his strawberry-rhubarb creation, ending nearly a week of heated debate that had divided the town along dessert lines.

The controversy began at last Saturday's Spring Social when initial judge Mavis Lucille Greene declared the contest "too close to call" after sampling entries from Hayes and diner owner Ernestine Polk. What followed became the talk of every establishment on Main Street, with partisans of both pies engaging in spirited debates at Odell's Barber Shop and Campbell's Grocery.

"I've tasted pies from here to Memphis, and I stand by my decision," Greene announced at Tuesday's emergency judging session held in the Methodist Church fellowship hall. The new panel, which included Principal Horace Dunlap and pharmacist Franklin Price, sampled fresh pies baked by both contestants under supervised conditions.

Hayes, who works at the Corduroy Five-and-Dime, accepted his blue ribbon with characteristic charm. "I learned this recipe from my grandmother," he explained, "and I'm just honored folks think it's worth all this fuss." His wife, librarian Ruby Nell Simmons, beamed from the audience.

Polk, however, remained unconvinced. "That crust was store-bought, I'd stake my reputation on it," she muttered while serving coffee to spectators. Despite her objections, she graciously shook Hayes's hand after the announcement.

The judging panel emphasized that both pies demonstrated exceptional quality. Price noted that the decision came down to "a matter of personal preference rather than any deficiency in either entry."

While the pie controversy dominated conversation, some residents expressed relief at the resolution. "We've got bigger fish to fry," observed Luther Washington, who attended the judging before returning to his spring planting preparations. "Though I wouldn't mind a slice of either pie while we figure out what to do about that highway bypass."

The Spring Social organizing committee has announced that next year's contest will feature clearly defined judging criteria and a panel of three judges from the outset.


DR. WHITFIELD'S VITALITY TONIC
Restores pep and vigor to tired bodies, calms nervous dispositions, and promotes restful sleep. Available at Price Pharmacy, only 85¢.

Society & Community

Ladies' Auxiliary Hosts Delightful Spring Social

Pie Contest Winners Announced Amid Much Merriment

The Ladies' Auxiliary held their annual Spring Social on Saturday afternoon at the Methodist Church fellowship hall, drawing quite a crowd despite the recent controversy surrounding certain baked goods. Ernestine Polk graciously donated three dozen of her famous buttermilk biscuits, while Pearl Odom brought her prize-winning strawberry preserves.

Mavis Lucille Greene served as head judge for the pie competition, declaring that "after careful consideration and a second slice for accuracy," Luther Washington's pecan pie took top honors. Franklin Price came in second with his chess pie, though he insisted his wife Pearl deserved the real credit. The pharmacist quipped, "I just follow her recipe like a prescription."

While the pie judging proceeded smoothly this year, Sheriff Clayton Boggs and his wife Loretta Faye Bingham kept a watchful eye on the proceedings. Ruby Nell Simmons and Violet Mae Jessup organized a book exchange table that proved surprisingly popular, with Thaddeus Monroe trading in three railroad histories for a gardening manual.

Reverend Amos Thornhill offered the blessing before supper, and Dorothy Lee Campbell announced that Campbell's Grocery would donate ten percent of next week's proceeds to the church building fund. Young Curtis Leroy Hayes helped with cleanup, earning praise from Principal Horace Dunlap for his cheerful attitude.

Ladies' Auxiliary Hosts Recovery Social After Pie Contest Brouhaha

Community Rallies to Restore Harmony with Potluck Supper

The Ladies' Auxiliary of First Baptist Church hosted a reconciliation supper Tuesday evening at the church fellowship hall, bringing together neighbors still buzzing about last week's pie contest complications. Ernestine Polk arrived with three casseroles and declared, "We're not going to let a little baking mishap divide this town," which drew appreciative applause from the assembled crowd.

While the exact nature of the contest controversy remains somewhat mysterious to your correspondent, Pearl Odom and Mavis Lucille Greene worked side-by-side setting tables, proving that whatever happened couldn't shake their neighborly bond. Dr. Harold Whitfield brought his famous deviled eggs, and Franklin Price contributed a honey-glazed ham from Campbell's Grocery that Dorothy Lee Campbell had specially ordered.

Ruby Nell Simmons and Violet Mae Jessup organized games for the children in the church yard, where Curtis Leroy Hayes entertained the youngsters with his harmonica playing. The evening concluded with Reverend Amos Thornhill leading the group in a blessing of thanksgiving. Luther Washington and James Earl Tucker were overheard making plans for a church roof repair project, which seems a fine way to channel all that stirred-up energy into something productive. Odell Rayburn, naturally, promised to have the full story by week's end, though Loretta Faye Bingham reminded him that discretion is the better part of valor.


CAMPBELL'S GROCERY
Fresh spring vegetables now arriving daily—asparagus, new potatoes, tender greens. Corner of Main and Elm.
PIANO LESSONS
Experienced instructor accepting new students, all ages welcome. Inquire with Miss Violet Mae Jessup at the schoolhouse.

Business & Commerce

Campbell's Grocery Expands Produce Selection for Spring Season

Fresh Vegetables Now Arriving Twice Weekly from Regional Farms

Campbell's Grocery has doubled its produce offerings this week, with fresh vegetables arriving twice weekly from farms across the county. Dorothy Lee Campbell announced the expansion Tuesday morning, citing increased customer demand following the recent pie contest at the community center.

The grocery now stocks early spring lettuce, radishes, and green onions alongside the usual staples. "People have been asking for fresh ingredients ever since that pie contest got everyone thinking about baking," Mrs. Campbell noted dryly, referring to last week's controversial judging. Luther Washington of Washington Feed & Seed has arranged to supply the store with produce from his own fields as well as neighboring farms.

While the expanded selection has pleased most customers, Franklin Price of Price Pharmacy muttered something about "unfair competition" when asked for comment. The grocery's new hours now include Saturday mornings to accommodate the increased inventory. Mrs. Campbell expects the arrangement to continue through harvest season.


Classified Advertisements

FOR SALE — 1952 Chevrolet pickup, runs good, new tires last fall. $475 or best offer. See James Earl Tucker at Tucker's Auto Repair after 3pm.

WANTED — Good laying hens, Rhode Island Reds preferred. Will pay 75¢ each. Luther Washington, County Road 7.

HELP WANTED — Ernestine's Diner needs evening waitress, Tuesday through Saturday. Experience preferred but will train the right girl. Apply in person before 2pm.

FOR SALE — Fresh eggs, 35¢ dozen. Spring onions and early lettuce now available. Dorothy Campbell's Grocery, Main Street.

LOST — Orange tabby cat answers to Whiskers, white paws, wearing blue collar. Last seen near the library Monday afternoon. Reward offered. Contact Ruby Nell Simmons.

SITUATION WANTED — Experienced seamstress available for alterations, mending, custom work. Pearl Odom says, "No job too small." Reasonable rates. Call after 6pm.

FOR SALE — International Harvester tractor, 1948 model, good condition, includes plow attachment. $650. Serious inquiries only.

ANNOUNCEMENT — The Ladies Auxiliary will hold its spring bake sale Saturday, April 5th, 9am to 2pm at the church fellowship hall. Proceeds benefit the new playground fund.

WANTED — While cleaning out his garage, Thaddeus Monroe is looking for someone to haul off scrap metal and old railroad ties. Free for the taking if you do the loading.

FOR SALE — Philco radio console, walnut cabinet, excellent tone. $18. Franklin Price, evenings only.


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